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Welcome to Bitches on a Budget .
We're a best selling book from NAL/Penguin, a blog, and an attitude. If you’re a woman who lusts after bargains (and, uh, other things), who wants the high life even when the bankbook’s low, who likes to eat well and look amazing without the guilty conscience, and enjoys a good laugh—well, you’ve come to the right place.
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It’s About Timex
September 2nd, 2010 | Comments
Tags: budget, J Crew, savings, Shopping, Timex, watches
It’s about time.
This morning we went to J Crew to return an impulse purchase from yesterday. In fact, getting it together to make amends in such a timely manner and dispose of this mistake made us feel proud. We avoided the ‘meaning to return it’ predicament that can get a gal into trouble. You know the problem: you mean to get to the store and you mean to get to the store but you’re always so busy that taking the time to go back just doesn’t happen. The shirt or shoes or scarf end up in the back of your closet out of sight. You feel shame when you eventually give the item away with tags still attached.
But we digress.
As we were waiting to make the return, we noticed a stack of really cute Timex watches. True, we don’t need a new watch but we’ve been wanting a man-sized-round-faced watch with big easy to read numbers.
 J Crew Timex
And, hey, we did deserve some reward for avoiding return FAIL. These were perfect and we assumed not too pricy. Hello, they were Timex. Then we turned the box over and saw the $150 dollar price tag. Even though the watch was pretty sweet, style-wise, there was NO WAY we could rationalize using our return-good-doobie-credit to buy it.
Still, we were excited and inspired. Of course, a Timex mens watch would be just the ticket to requite our watch-lust. We returned home, got to work and found these simple cool Timex watches for under $30 bucks on Amazon.
 
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P.S. Just in case you’re not in the market for a watch, as we were leaving J Crew, we spied this to-die- for velvet jacket in dark plum. (It looks even better in person.) This time we did not make a hasty purchase and followed our own advice: search and lust, wait and purchase. Although, when it goes on sale we’re so in.
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Soup Bones
August 31st, 2010 | Comments
Tags: budget, chicken, Food & Spirits, green, recipes, Soups
Over the weekend, we made the best roast chicken we had all summer. (Actually, it was the only roast chicken we had all summer, it’s been too damn hot to turn on the oven.) We stuffed the cavity with fresh herbs from the garden, garlic, onion, and lemon, seasoned it liberally with salt and pepper and roasted it in on a bed of onions, carrots and turnips. Our hungry group picked the chicken clean and devoured the veggies.
Thrifty B’s that we are, we saved the leftover scraps, frame and pan juices. This morning we put them into a big stockpot along with the odds and ends from the vegetable drawer: a slightly sad zucchini, the ends of a bag of spinach, the last few carrots, a stick of celery, half of an onion, a garlic clove. We covered it all with cold water, brought it to a boil and then turned the heat down to a slow simmer. It’s cooking down now and later this afternoon we’ll add half a cup or so of wheat berries or barley or faro to the mix (depending on what’s in the cupboard), season with salt and pepper and have this for dinner.
Actually, whenever we have leftover bones, juices and gravies we add them to the pot (so to speak) to create another interesting, flavorful and cheap meal. Not to get too earthy crunchy or anything, but there is a kind of harmonic convergence in being a bitch on a budget, a good green queen and a true foodie.
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Play Make-Believe on a Budget
August 23rd, 2010 | Comments
Tags: bargain, Beauty & Grooming, Eyeliner, lingerie, make-up, Shopping, Walmart
Who wants to live in the real world all the time? A bitch is in touch with her fantasies. Yep, we’re big fans of role-play… especially thrifty role-play. We’re on a budget, after all.
When you think role-play, you probably think leather-clad...
Bitches on a Budget: “More Ideas than Bergdorf’s has Snobs”.
August 20th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: bargain, Beauty & Grooming, Book Reviews Bitches on a Budget, budget, Food & Spirits, Health & Fitness, savings, Shopping, Travel & Entertainment
The Star-Ledger of New Jersey
wrote about Bitches on a Budget:
“...this book has more ideas than Bergdorf’s has snobs. Buy it! With a prose style that clickety-clacks across the page like stiletto heels on a marble floor, Rosalyn Hoffman gives...
Watermelon and Feta
August 19th, 2010 | 1 Comment
Tags: bargains, Food & Spirits, recipes, savings, Shopping, watermelon
This summer watermelons seem to be the bunnies of the vegetable world. (They are the state vegetable in Oklahoma, we’re still struggling with this discovery.)
Everywhere we go watermelons of all shapes and sizes are spilling out of crates,...
Clever-in-Home
August 18th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: bargain, bargains, Decorating, Food & Spirits, John Derian, Mulberry, Shopping, Target
In case you hadn’t noticed, most of us are spending more time at home these days.
It works for us since we’re mad cooks and always looking for victims, ahem, guests to eat our latest experiments. Since we’re never sure how dinner...
Mascara Surge: Save and Splurge
August 17th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: bargains, Beauty & Grooming, blinc, leather, mascara, Maybelline, Shopping, simple pleasures, Splurge, Vince
What exactly is a splurge?
It’s all relative. As we discussed in Einstein, Mascara and Chicken Wings, it all depends on the state of your particular checkbook or the state of your emotional deprivation, a splurge is a very personal matter....
” Purge the lust in your heart…”
August 16th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: Decorating, Happiness, simple pleasures, Travel & Entertainment
After spending the last few weeks doing the things we love best: cooking with friends, eating, bicycling, going to the beach, reading, learning to square dance (don’t get all nervous, we’re still our normal, not overly perky...
The Exercise Test from Bitches on a Budget
August 14th, 2010 | 1 Comment
Tags: Exercise, Health & Fitness, Staying in Shape
A snippet from Chapter 3 Bitches on a Budget:
No Money is No Excuse: Be A Healthy (and Thrifty) Bitch:
Just because your purse strings are tight, your anxiety level elevated, and the future of the free world uncertain, there are no excuses for...
Beach Rage
August 12th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: Jet Blue Escape, Travel & Entertainment
Fantasies. We all have them. Admit it. You do. They’re therapeutic. They’re entertaining. They’re cheap.
There are all kinds of fantasies: salvation, rescue, escape, sex, power, revenge.
What makes them fantasies is that...
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