Archive for January, 2010
The B*s Mushroom Sauce
January 31st, 2010 | Comments
Tags: Food & Spirits
Pasta with Mushrooms
If you’ve read the book you’ve figured out we’re not big into rules and cooking is no exception. Think of this recipe as a template; food should please you, so adjust the recipe to please your palate. You might like more or less garlic, want more or less mushrooms, perhaps you don’t like tarragon (hard for us to imagine) or like olive oil as a finish instead of truffle oil. Play with the recipe.
We love mushrooms. White. Crimini. Shitake. Trumpet. Portobello. Porcini. And our all time orgasmic favorites –fresh Morels (which fall into the super-duper-extra-super-splurge category and never make it into our pasta sauce.)
We also adore fresh herbs. In the summer we grow our own. We used to have an herb garden on our windowsill in the winter but are too occupied to be a good gardener these days. On our must-grow list are: parsley, tarragon, thyme, lemon verbena, basil, and oregano.
This is simple and delicious. We have found that Costco occasionally has big containers of dried mixed mushrooms. Just make sure that Porcini mushrooms are in the mix; they offer a deep woody flavor. Or else buy them dried in small packets at your supermarket.
The B*s Mushroom Sauce
3-4 cups of sliced assorted fresh mushrooms
1 oz. dried mushrooms (Porcinis if possible) reconstituted
3-6 tbsp olive oil
1 diced onion
3 cloves of garlic minced
Salt
Pepper
Fresh tarragon (lots!)
Red pepper flakes (optional)
1 can San Marzano tomatoes (optional)
Shaved Parmesan Reggiano cheese
Drizzle of Truffle Oil
1 lb Pasta (We LOVE Setaro brand, but it’s hard to find and very pricey –think of it as a little luxury)
Fill a measuring cup with 1 cup of very warm water. Put a big handful (approximately 1 oz) of dried mushrooms in it to reconstitute. We’ve found they float to the surface, so we take a ramekin filled with water and place it right on top to weight the mushrooms down. We allow 30 minutes for them to soften, but depending on the mushroom mix it can be faster. Remove the mushrooms and strain the liquid through cheesecloth or a coffee filter. Save. While the liquid adds flavor, it can be a little ‘bitter,’ so taste it and add it in carefully.
Heat the olive oil in a deep skillet. Add the garlic and onion and cook over medium heat until translucent. Do not allow them to brown– if they’re cooking too fast lower the heat. Then add the mushrooms. Slowly cook until the mushrooms release their juices. (If you’re using tomatoes add them in now.) Put in the chopped fresh tarragon, lots of salt and pepper, and the liquid you want to use from the dried mushrooms. Cook at for another 15 minutes at medium low. Careful to not let the liquid evaporate.
This is a touchy feely kind of recipe. Each time we make it, it’s slightly different depending on the mushroom mix. The goal is to have it be juicy enough to ‘sauce’ the pasta. What we often do with this (and all of our pasta sauces) is add cooking liquid from the pasta. It should never be watery or soupy, though.
Once your pasta is almost completely cooked, drain and add it to the mushroom sauce. Finish cooking it in the mushroom saucepan and the pasta will absorb the wonderful mushroomy flavor.
Plate the pasta, drizzle it with truffle oil, add freshly chopped tarragon, a handful of red pepper flakes, and liberal shavings of fresh Parmesan Reggiano cheese.
B’s Give Back. Saturday Profiles.
January 30th, 2010 | 5 Comments
Tags: Beauty & Grooming, Travel & Entertainment
On January 12, much of Haiti was destroyed, thousands and thousands of Haitians killed.
On that same day, by coincidence, we happened to write on our blog about bitches giving back—about the ways we can all be philanthropists, even when we’re on a budget. Many of you wrote in, describing the bold and creative and compassionate ways you care for others.
We’ve already profiled one of our fans and the ways that she gives back and we’ve decided to add this as a regular Saturday feature to our Bitches on a Budget blog.
We’re asking you to write in and tell us about what you do for others. Tell us about your acts of kindness and how helping others makes you feel. Do you spend time caring for aging parents or ill relatives? Do you volunteer in a soup kitchen, at a school, a nursing home or a pet shelter? Work in your community garden, at your local library, clearing litter from the side of the road?
Share your stories in the comment section at the top of this post. We’re excited to read them!
Next Saturday we’ll start to share your stories and pictures in this space.
To Buy or To Borrow ‘The Bitches’?
January 29th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: Beauty & Grooming, Decorating, Food & Spirits, Shopping, Travel & Entertainment

That is the question.
Once you actually read your copy of Bitches on a Budget, you’ll find out we’re wild fans of the library. There are few places on earth we feel at such peace as when we’re nestled into the big stacks (hey, wait, that doesn’t sound right…).
But if you can shell out a little for a new paperback (or have some gift cards from the holidays still to use), we’d love you to grab ours. Here’s why:
1. Well, let’s be frank: it helps us! The bitches need to eat.
2. More seriously, we genuinely believe you’ll refer to this book again and again! We want you to underline it, dog-ear its pages, drop it in the tub, read it to friends, make notes in the margins. This isn’t the kind of volume that’ll gather dust on your shelf or be wedged under the leg of that annoyingly rickety table. Nope. Keep it on the bedside table. Keep it next to the tub. Hey, one of our favorite fans says we’ve received the highest honor in her house–she keeps it in the powder room. Just keep it out of sight of friends—it’s the kind of book women are always stealing. (Trust us—all our extra copies have mysteriously disappeared…)
3. Also, how cool is it to own a book knowing you can just email the author with questions? Our kick-ass Facebook community shows how desperate people are to live well on a budget… to reinvent themselves in a sane, green, affordable way. It rocks that we now have thousands of other bitches to share ideas with. By investing in the book you support this community!
If you’re in the market to buy, Amazon offers a good discount. We’ve been so popular Barnes and Noble has put us out on their tables in the front, although a few fans have written that not all the stores got the memo, so ask if you don’t see it. Also available at Borders, Indie Bound, Powells– to name a few.
Of course if your budget is really tight, we can’t fault you for getting it at the library! We’re huge fans of the library, after all—
However you get it, thanks for reading– and don’t forget to let us know what you think.
Definitely Throw Out The Bathwater
January 28th, 2010 | 2 Comments
Tags: Shopping

The baby-industrial complex wants to suck you dry. Your bundle of joy comes into the world and your savings—poof!—evaporate. Last week in a post titled Dirty Little Secrets we shared three baby products you should not waste your money on. There’s one product we didn’t mention, but many of our readers did (and we totally agree): the baby bathtub.
SKIP IT. Just one more hunk of plastic that’ll end up in the junk heap. Once your babe can sit up (which comes sooner than you can imagine), the regular tub is just fine. In the meantime, use the kitchen sink. Or do what our beloved grandmother did and wash the little peanut in a stockpot. Or, best of all, take your sweet pea into the tub with you!
A word of warning:
A friend of ours took her newborn into the bath. She sunk into the warm water, carefully cuddling the infant on her chest. Both naked, the warm water caressing their skin, baby cooing, she suddenly felt as calm and peaceful as she had in ages…. a real Calgon-take-me-away moment.
Do you see what’s coming?
She didn’t.
One word. Four letters. Here’s a clue: stars with P. Ends with P. Two O’s in between.
Yes, this blissful mother-baby bathtub scene was ruined forever when baby’s bowels did, well, what baby’s bowels do. Trust us, she didn’t feel so calm anymore.
Our point? Avoid the plastic tub, and do a favor to your bankbook and the environment. But do buy a pack of newborn swim diapers.
These diapers are specially made so they don’t swell up with water. Better yet, be an eco-minded bitch and opt for reusable cloth swim diapers.
Yes, bathing together can be a powerful, sweet way to bond. Just do it right—otherwise you’ll have a real dirty little secret to clean up.
Contest: Which Mama B Saves The Most?
January 26th, 2010 | 6 Comments
Tags: Contests

In last week’s Dirty Little Secret post, we listed three pricy baby items you can do without. Which leads us to another contest for all you mama b’s out there:
What’s the most inventive, budget-saving thing you do as mama to little ones? What products do you skip? What do you make yourself? Be specific about how much dough you’ve saved! Post in Drop-a-Dime box by next Wednesday February 3 . Winner will get a copy of The Bitches.
Picky Makes Perfect.
January 25th, 2010 | 4 Comments
Tags: Food & Spirits, Shopping
The Daily Joe.
We’re addicted. Totally and completely. We cannot start a morning without our cup of coffee or we are, dare we say it? bitchy. Yes. It’s true. Steer clear. We vacillate between snarling and silent. Absolutely nothing is right unless we have our brew. There is no peace (for anyone) until we’ve drunk that single perfect cup we make each morning.
Those of you who’ve read our book have figured out we’re pretty particular, ahem, (like unbelievably picky ) about what we eat and drink. No, not in that ‘is it good for you’ annoying way that people who are crazy calorie counters euphemistically look at food. No. Not us. More in the ‘is it delicious and yummy’ kind of picky, perfect way. And there is nothing we are more particular about than our morning cup of joe.
A single cup of great coffee is a total luxury and is one of those little treats that make life worth living. And, more to the point, a single cup of great coffee is an affordable luxury.
Making great coffee is a matter of both method and material.
This morning we’re going to share our favorite method. We’ll save for another day our tutorial on coffee beans.
In our book we recommend a French Press for ease of use for gals in a mad morning rush, but for our daily cup, where we linger and write, a single cup Melitta cone with a filter is our preference. The best bitch on a budget solution of all — costing as little as $5.99. This is a simple method requiring only freshly ground beans (it’s possible to use pre-ground beans, but they are never as good) water heated to just the boiling point and patience to slowly pour the water through allowing it to drip into the cup below. Ah! The perfect method for a perfect cup.
Enjoy!
(We’re equally passionate about our afternoon tea! We’ll share those tips, too)
B’s Give Back. A Profile of Queen B: Amber Haufle
January 24th, 2010 | 1 Comment
 Iowa, 2008
On January 12, much of Haiti was destroyed, thousands and thousands of Haitians killed.
On that same day, by coincidence, we happened to write on our blog about bitches giving back—about the ways we can all be philanthropists, even when we’re on a budget. Many of you wrote in, describing the bold and creative and compassionate ways you care for others.
In an effort to keep this message alive, we’ve decided to profile a woman who posted a message on our blog.
Amber Haufle transformed her personal challenges into tremendous strength—and then offered that strength to others.
But you should hear it in her own words.
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I got into foster care by complete accident. In October of 2007 my parents, who are also licensed foster parents, received two little girls (ages 2 & 4) in their home for foster care. They were so beautiful and precious– I instantly fell in love with them. At the time I was married and we were not interested in foster parenting; we hadn’t even begun our own family yet. But in April of 2008 it was clear these little girls were not going home to their parents and were going to be put up for adoption. Thought of never seeing them again broke our hearts, so we made the decision to adopt them.
In order to adopt children in foster care in Iowa you have to become licensed foster parents, so we quickly signed up for the next training classes and rushed to get in all our paperwork. We started the classes in April with our hopes set high on adopting them. In the middle of the classes, in June 2008, our home was devastated by the Iowa floods. We had over 5 feet of water and sludge rip through our house. We ended up having to move in with my parents while we rebuilt our house, which in turn meant we were now living with the girls. It was a time of mixed blessing. Even while we longed to be back in our own home while we fought with the city to allow us to rebuild, it was also such bliss to be able to be with the girls. While rebuilding, we completed our required courses for foster parenting, but we couldn’t receive our license since our home was not yet finished. (more…)
Roadside (Ass)istance
January 22nd, 2010 | 7 Comments
Tags: Travel & Entertainment

Sometimes we just have to repeat ourselves. For those bitches who haven’t yet heard our AAA philosophy, here it comes.
(Insert lots of dramatic, self-important throat clearing.)
So.
We had a flat tire recently. A real blow-out. Alone, stranded on the side of the road, sun setting, no spare in the trunk, we counted our blessings for the AAA card tucked inside our wallet. Saved us an arm and a leg on towing charges. Yes, our hearts melted with gratitude when the tow-driver descended from his vehicle. Speaking of arms and legs… his were the perfect blend of sinew and sculptedness. Picture a cross between Marlon Brando in Streetcar and Michelangelo’s David. We’re talking epic. The nametag on his shirt said DAVE, as if to confirm the resemblance to that 16th-century sculpture. Dark eyes, square jaw, amazing butt—
The tire. This is about the tire.
Got us thinking about AAA. Saves big bucks in the long term, and assures a bitch’s safety out on the open road. (And we’re all about the open road, as you’ll see in our book.) That said, we’ve discovered it’s not uncommon for people to pay twice for the same service. Yes, you absolutely need a roadside assistance plan. But it’s often the case that your car’s warranty, or your auto insurance policy, include this feature. Double check! We’re all for 2-for-1, but not when you’re paying twice.
So make two quick calls today: your insurance company and car dealer. Drop AAA if you find you’re already covered.
If we break down on a major highway we always stick to the pros (it’s dangerous out in the fast lane). But it’s worth noting that a true bitch knows how to change a tire herself (and always has a spare in the trunk—we’ve learned our lesson). Because while it’s fun to ogle that sexy driver, rescue-me fantasies only go so far.
(If you’re reading, Dave honey, I didn’t mean it… You can rescue me whenever you like.)
Home is Where The Bitch Is (and she’s reading a book)
January 21st, 2010 | 1 Comment
Tags: Decorating, Shopping
Have you picked up our book yet? What are you waiting for?
OK, OK, right, you’re on a budget. We’re with you, ladies. But think of it this way: for the price of one overpriced cosmo, or a quarter tank of gas, or two greasy meals at McDonalds, you get so much: a reference guide you’ll return to again and again, a shopping tutorial, product tips, entertainment. And most importantly? A community. 30,000 and growing! Join us!
Here’s a teaser from Chapter 4 (Home Remedies to Get You Out of Recession Depression), all about updating your home on a shoestring. We give you the lowdown on to toss, how to re-purpose, where to buy, and when to splurge.
On linens:
Bitch, you spend more time in the bed and bath than anywhere else. Outside of your toothbrush, which objects gets more up close and personal? Do you need reminding of a few basic facts? OK, here goes. Things suck. Life is short, wars rage, money’s tight, jobs are sparse. These days, the only legitimate way to pamper yourself is with everyday objects—the things you use constantly. The things that know your skin and curves better than any man ever could…
On the Mid-Century Modern Craze:
Mid-century modern became hot by skipping a generation. No one wanted the old furniture from those 50’s ranch houses, so it was cheap, cheap, cheap. All the very cool hipster, creative types who couldn’t afford pricy antiques bought it because they could afford it…. Be a contrarian and think of the rush to modern as your opportunity to get back in touch (a little) with the frippery and finery of another era. A bitch is nothing if not in touch with her paradoxes…
On Mirrors:
Think Grandma’s place in Miami: the walls of mirror, the gold furnishings, the plastic cover on the sofa…. We can go without the plastic, but those mirrors? Love ‘em. They’re a perfect, simple, and cheap way to enhance any room. We’re not talking Poconos ceiling mirrors (although we like your thinking) but well-placed, space-enhancing, light-reflecting mirrors…
We’re available at booksellers everyone—pick us up! Then tell us what you think!
Perk up your spirits with this… Humpday Doggie Contest*
January 20th, 2010 | 108 Comments
Tags: Contests

OK, that sounds way dirtier than we intended… that’s wrong even to our ears.
What we mean is this: it’s Wednesday, that day of the week you might need your spirit perked up, and you’re a dog lover. And you’ve got the most stylish/adorable/talented/heroic dog in the world.
We want you to prove it.
Tell us your most amazing dog story. Got a dog who could perform an incredible trick? Who saved you from a fire? Found novel ways to communicate? Helped balance the checkbook? Or just does something really really, really cute? (Don’t they all?)
Write to us about your favorite bitches. Best story will be featured on our blog AND will win a copy of The Bitches. Post in Drop-a-Dime box by next Wednesday, January 27.
And be sure to read Chapter 10, “Pamper The Bitch,” in Bitches on a Budget. Tell us what you think of our doggie ideas!
*Oh, and make sure you send us your kitty stories. Of course we love little puss.
Send your pix, too!
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