Welcome to Bitches on a Budget, the blog for modern women working their way through the hardest economic times of their lives. This site is the place for straight talk, fresh ideas, and, most importantly, humor. How else do you survive tough times? With laughter. Not only will you feel better, but honey, you’ll save a bundle on therapy and plastic surgery. Nothing elevates a bitch’s mood or look like a smile.
This is also the place to connect with your inner bitch. We speak our mind and lay it all out. You won’t find any coyness about money or what we think here. Clothes, grooming, travel, transportation, entertainment, food… we’ve got the secrets and aren’t afraid to share.
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