Back again by popular demand the best brownies you’ll ever make. Period.
Food fashions fade in and out like pouffy skirts. It’s kind of tricky to know when to bite. The latest seems to be a hot and sweet tongue teasing, and we’re here to reassure you that this trend is for real. Sophisticated hedonists have always known that stoking up contrasts arouses your sensory pleasure… This is our own recipe for brownies that’ll have them on their knees, weeping and begging you for more:
The B*itches Brownies
Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees
5ozs unsweetened chocolate
1 ½ sticks unsalted butter
3 eggs
1 ¾ cups sugar
1 cup flour
1 tsp vanilla
½-1 tsp crushed hot pepper flakes (up to you how hot you like it)
Pinch of kosher salt
¾ cup walnuts (optional)
8” square buttered baking dish
Melt chocolate and butter in microwave for approximately two minutes. Stir to completely dissolve chocolate. Add sugar and mix until you can’t see granules. Beat eggs and vanilla with a fork, add to chocolate and sugar mixture, and stir until glossy and smooth. Mix in hot pepper flakes, salt, and walnuts. Stir in flour until everything is mixed evenly together. Pour into buttered baking dish. Bake approximately 25 minutes or until a toothpick comes out smooth. (Our advice is to slightly under-bake these, they taste even better).
So easy and you’ll look like a hip baking genius–you owe us big time.
P.S. This is our basic brownie recipe all tarted up. Skip the spice for the best brownies ever.
well daaamn Im tryin to shake the brownie habit off ! lol
Yes!!
Yes i do love nuts in my brownies!! I have a macademia/chocolate chip brownie recipe that is to die for!!
Yes!
No
Oh yes! Walnuts and. Slivered almonds.
hell no!!!!
Yes and I can’t wait to try with the pepper flakes! YUMMY!
Nuts & lots of ‘em!
Yes
NOOOOOOOOO, no and HECK NO!
no!
Yes
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the more the better
No. I prefer chocolate in my brownies
I’m allergic to tree nuts and my son is allergic to peanuts
YESSSS!!!
yes
no nuts!
O’yeah! I think everything is better with nuts.
I like my brownies with candy in them.
Depends on what mood I’m in and how many nuts are in them. I think the brownies should be the focus and the nuts should be like the sprinkles on an ice cream cone.
Joanna did you try our recipe?
yes, usually walnuts, but pecans are good too!
i like weed in my brownies…
No thanks. I am allergic and that Epi-Pen hurts.
No
YES MAAM I DO!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!! NO NUTS!!!
YES.
that would be a negative.
That recipe on the bakers chocolate box has been our family recipe for my entire life. It’s awesome. Nuts? If we have them. Not picky.
Yep, plenty of walnuts
Yes, yum!
NO!
I’m allergic to nuts.
Yes on the nuts. I like nuts in my oatmeal chocolate chip cookies too.
Y!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not like male brownies, only female. LOL
Y!!!
YUP LOL..AND EXTRA CHOCOLATE CHIPS
Yum!
I prefer my brownies plain!!