Food & Spirits


We Like it RAW!
March 9th, 2010 | 2 Comments

We first started writing this blog under the cover of relative obscurity,  (before we became really big bitches –that’s what they say about us now), we wrote about experimenting with rough raw stuff.  We were addicted  pouring big money into our habit, we tried everything we could get our hands on. Some of the stuff was nasty, dirty looking, foul tasting–sure to make us ill. Some of the stuff was so refined and processed we felt nothing. Then we found perfection. It was as though Smokey the Bear married Marshmallow Fluff.

Oh!

We forgot to mention we’re talking about honey.  Raw honey.  For those of you who missed our earlier ranting and raving on the pleasure of yummy raw honey we thought we’d share our earlier post hoping that you’ll share with us your favorite honey variety. Enjoy!

You know our obsession with finding the little things that make a bitch happy. That spoonful of sugar…well, not sugar anymore if we can help it. These days we’re all about honey. No, we’re not members of the healthy food police, but we do like to eat as well as we can. For example, when given the choice we take brown over white rice and wheat over white bread. Organic over non-organic. Unprocessed over processed. And honey over sugar in all the right places: in our tea, spread on toasted Eli’s health loaf, baked into our favorite ancho chili blue corn bread recipe (we’ll share, we promise). We’ve been experimenting with raw honey. Interesting. We’ve tried it all. We’ve explored the gamut of  ‘raw’ honey—from the kind with a faintly feral hive odor and bits of bees in it (at least we thought we came upon wings and stingers) to a very pricey, waxy, raw clover blend with a bland odorless flavor. We’ve worked hard to find you the world’s best most delicious honey…and in our search we discovered something divine. It’s a lovely blend of that classic Smokey the Bear-container honey, fragrant wildflowers, and marshmallow fluff. 365 Organics Wildflower Raw Honey from Whole Foods is the one we love!

Tell us about your favorite raw honey and where you buy it.






Read Between The Lines
March 5th, 2010 | Comments

We never deny ourselves great food. Nope, us Bitches on a Budget believe wholeheartedly in yummy, satisfying, healthy, occasionally indulgent food. Our favorite food mantra comes from Julia Child: “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”

Food should make you happy… it should titillate… it should be fun, social, diverse…. it should keep you healthy… and it should be delicious. It is such an essential part of living it should be something you are literate about. That means not only knowing the provenance of your eggs and fish but also the nutritional composition of what you’re eating.

In our book, we offer practical tips to help you become a more savvy, self-determined purchaser and eater. The first step to being an empowered consumer is learning to read a food label. Yes, B’s—time to get literate.

Click here to learn the basics. Trust us, you don’t need to be a math major to get your head around this stuff—browse for a few minutes and you’ll get the gist.

Here’s a link to an interactive site about making your calories count. (Although little sets our teeth chattering more than the euphemistic question “is it good for you” referencing caloric values.) Certainly we don’t want to overeat, but a smart B’s goal is a nutritionally balanced diet. And here’s the straight story on so-called “good for you” foods. Remember, a smart consumer knows that eating fat-free or reduced-fat foods isn’t always the answer to weight loss! (Never again make the whole-box-of-Snackwells-in-one-sitting-cause-hey-they’re-fat-free mistake. No more. Better to indulge in one of your own homemade chocolate chip cookies made from rich, natural ingredients—recipe to come soon, we promise.)

Our message? Eat what you like. Just don’t be gullible. How we eat says so much about how we live… so let’s start eating like the self-aware, fun-loving, empowered women we are.






Be a Video Star Contest
March 3rd, 2010 | 1 Comment

We never give up. (It can be kind of an annoying habit or a great strength–depends who you ask.) Anyway, we have this vision– the greatest piece of installation art on a Facebook fan page ever!  We like to live without rules, be on the edge, we don’t know of anyone else doing this–besides this is FREE entertainment. Like all great art we’ve given it a cool post modern name: Video Contest: Script #1. Script you ask?  Yes we going to give you two sentences that we want you to start your video with, the idea behind this is that we are a united community of struggling B’s all with the same problem. But each and every one of us although we share the same human struggle of being ‘bitches on a budget’ has their own unique way to look at this and we want to know what it is.

Video yourself (nothing X rated please) and post your videos here (click on the comments section right below the title of this post).  As they come in we’ll re-post them on our fan page . You’ll be able to watch everyones and then we’re going to figure out a way to have everyone vote on their favorite videos. (Still working on it) Here it is start practicing your script:

Hi. My name is _______. I’m a Bitch on a Budget.  Yesterday I went out and bought ________ and today I’m ashamed. Here’s what happened (share your sad tale of buyers remorse):_________________.


 

Finish your video with: Bitches on a Budget–I need help.

Lights, camera, action.






Contest #5: Re-Purpose The Ordinary—Beauty Secrets of Savvy B’s
February 28th, 2010 | 36 Comments

Our high school biology teacher used to tell us that shampoo was a “Madison Avenue lie.” He’d stand before the class, proudly stroke his overgrown bowl haircut, and say, “Look! I wash my hair with ivory soap and it comes out fine!”

OK, he was a little crazy, and we won’t go so far as to recommend using bar soap on your tresses (ugh!), but dear Mr. Fitz did have something of a point. He instilled in us a cynical eye… a desire to be empowered consumers, not to be lured by silly marketing or brand names… and to think about how products marketed for one thing can be used in other ways.

Case in point?

We’ve learned that cheap, tear-free baby shampoo doubles as a killer eye-makeup remover. That in a pinch, a dab of toothpaste dries up a zit. That on a warm day, an easy deep conditioning treatment involves coating hair in olive oil, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and sitting in the sun.

We’ve been known to use moisturizer as a hair gel and we have friends who swear that diluted apple cider vinegar is an amazing facial toner.

Now it’s your turn. How do you re-purpose ordinary products to extraordinary effects? What ‘off-brand’ uses do you find for the stuff in your cabinets?

(While we’re all for creativity, please no active ingredient chemical/prescription thingy’s that may do more harm than good–you know, like birth control pills ground with mortar and pestle, mixed with shave cream, and used as an insect repellent.)

Click comments above to leave your reply. The most creative, economical, savvy answer wins a copy BITCHES ON A BUDGET! Last day to post March 7.






Coffee Conversion
February 25th, 2010 | 1 Comment


A lot of coffee conversation has been taking place on our Facebook fan page. An entire section of our book Bitches on a Budget is devoted to the good, the bad, and the ugly of coffee, and as those of you who have come to know and love us have figured out, our daily coffee ritual is as near a religious experience as we get. So we’re here to report on our conversion to a new coffee faith.

We admit we’ve avoided even walking into the slick Nespresso stores springing up in chic’ster havens. We’ll go far as to admit that we are such coffee snobs we believed we had our splurgeworthy addiction covered.  The stores did beckon but, nose up, onward we marched. What happened? you might ask. How did we see the light?

Well, we’re staying in someone else’s house at the moment, and they don’t have our favorite Kenyan blend (our usual ploy of bringing a pound as a house gift failed because we forgot to pack the coffee). After a sociable long lunch that included a perfectly grilled fish stuffed with fresh herbs and a lovely bottle of Domaine de la Mordorée Tavel La Dame Rousse, late afternoon rolled around and we could barely keep our eyes open.

Being a good chatty guest prevailed over our desperate urge to take a late afternoon siesta, and so we accepted their offer of a double espresso.  We were stunned by how good the tiny little cup of coffee tasted. What struck us most was the complete lack of bitterness we so often find.

We’re converts, and as soon as we get home we’re going on the hunt for a little gleaming machine or our own.

What church do you worship at? What’s your favorite brewing method?






Keep The Right Things Up
February 24th, 2010 | Comments

OK. We’ll be honest. We have a new book out and it’s our first. AH! So our emotions are a little raw. It’s a little like being unable to sleep on the plane no matter how exhausted you are. You know the feeling: it used to be the whole “if you’re not awake who’s going to will the plane up?” idea that kept you so vigilant. Now who can sleep when you have to keep your eyes peeled for what the guy next to you has in his underpants? (Boxers, briefs, or plastique?)

Anyway, we’re unable to sleep, glued to the Internet, watching as our Fanbase explodes on Facebook and our Amazon numbers mysteriously rise and fall by the hour. We still can’t figure out what the statistics mean, but we’re delighted that we’ve been able to stay #1 in the “Hot New Releases” in Consumer Behavior. Bitchy must be trendy.

As we’ve been on Amazon — stalking and willing on our book’s livelihood — we’ve been overwhelmed by all the books we encounter about dieting and exercise. As trendy as behaving bitchy seems to be, overeating, feeling guilty, and then punishing yourself seems to be way more in vogue. At least that’s what all the Amazon sales are telling us.

We’ve had enough.

What is wrong with all of us, so obsessed with weight and weight gain and diets? Is it the airbrushed fashion photos? The too skinny models? Why can’t we all just appreciate good food and get out and exercise the old fashioned way? When did a great plate of fresh pasta and tomato sauce become a nasty bowl of carbs? What’s wrong with eating homemade chocolate chip cookies? And, if you’re not a veggie for ethical reasons (we support you), an occasional BLT isn’t going to give you a coronary. Please.

How did play turn into scheduled exercise? Remember when you actually did the real thing instead of the fake thing? Climbed the stairs (not the Stairmaster). Walked the neighborhood (not the treadmill). Paddled the river (not the rowing machine). Smelled the fresh air instead of the inside of some sweaty gym.

You don’t need to pay people to tell you what to do (except for us, of course). Living a good life is all about finding balance in what you eat and how you behave.

So stop obsessing. Put your energy in a better place.

Bitches’ orders.

(We wrote this piece and it first appeared on The Huffington Post, Jan. 5, 2010)






We Want Your Recipes!
February 10th, 2010 | 8 Comments


Our message is simple: enjoying life doesn’t take oodles of dough. Find pleasure in simple daily living. And, food is one of life’s basic pleasures. Great, yummy ingredients + simple recipes= orgasmically good tastes. Eat healthy. We devote an entire chapter in our book to shopping for and preparing great food. Tomatoes, cabbage, chicken thighs, bluefish (don’t be a brat and crinkle up your nose) all are inexpensive and delicious ingredients that are healthy and easily prepared.

We want your recipes. Send us your smart, healthy and tasty favorite meals that use inexpensive ingredients. Remember, there’s more to a chicken than just the white meat (besides, honey, no new breasts for you this year, you’re on a budget remember?).

We’ll select several to share next week. Post them right in the comment section on the upper right hand of this post.

You can even post a video of you preparing the recipe. That could be fun!






The B*s Mushroom Sauce
January 31st, 2010 | Comments

Pasta with Mushrooms

If you’ve read the book you’ve figured out we’re not big into rules and cooking is no exception. Think of this recipe as a template; food should please you, so adjust the recipe to please your palate. You might like more or less garlic, want more or less mushrooms, perhaps you don’t like tarragon (hard for us to imagine) or like olive oil as a finish instead of truffle oil.  Play with the recipe.

We love mushrooms.  White. Crimini. Shitake. Trumpet. Portobello. Porcini. And our all time orgasmic favorites –fresh Morels (which fall into the super-duper-extra-super-splurge category and never make it into our pasta sauce.)

We also adore fresh herbs. In the summer we grow our own. We used to have an herb garden on our windowsill in the winter but are too occupied to be a good gardener these days. On our must-grow list are: parsley, tarragon, thyme, lemon verbena, basil, and oregano.

This is simple and delicious. We have found that Costco occasionally has big containers of dried mixed mushrooms. Just make sure that Porcini mushrooms are in the mix; they offer a deep woody flavor. Or else buy them dried in small packets at your supermarket.

The B*s Mushroom Sauce

3-4 cups of sliced assorted fresh mushrooms

1 oz. dried mushrooms (Porcinis if possible) reconstituted

3-6 tbsp olive oil

1 diced onion

3 cloves of garlic minced

Salt

Pepper

Fresh tarragon (lots!)

Red pepper flakes (optional)

1 can San Marzano tomatoes (optional)

Shaved Parmesan Reggiano cheese

Drizzle of Truffle Oil

1 lb Pasta (We LOVE Setaro brand, but it’s hard to find and very pricey –think of it as a little luxury)


Fill a measuring cup with 1 cup of very warm water. Put a big handful (approximately 1 oz) of dried mushrooms in it to reconstitute. We’ve found they float to the surface, so we take a ramekin filled with water and place it right on top to weight the mushrooms down. We allow 30 minutes for them to soften, but depending on the mushroom mix it can be faster. Remove the mushrooms and strain the liquid through cheesecloth or a coffee filter. Save. While the liquid adds flavor, it can be a little ‘bitter,’ so taste it and add it in carefully.

Heat the olive oil in a deep skillet. Add the garlic and onion and cook over medium heat until translucent. Do not allow them to brown– if they’re cooking too fast lower the heat. Then add the mushrooms. Slowly cook until the mushrooms release their juices. (If you’re using tomatoes add them in now.) Put in the chopped fresh tarragon, lots of salt and pepper, and the liquid you want to use from the dried mushrooms.  Cook at for another 15 minutes at medium low. Careful to not let the liquid evaporate.

This is a touchy feely kind of recipe.  Each time we make it, it’s slightly different depending on the mushroom mix. The goal is to have it be juicy enough to ‘sauce’ the pasta. What we often do with this (and all of our pasta sauces) is add cooking liquid from the pasta. It should never be watery or soupy, though.

Once your pasta is almost completely cooked, drain and add it to the mushroom sauce. Finish cooking it in the mushroom saucepan and the pasta will absorb the wonderful mushroomy flavor.

Plate the pasta, drizzle it with truffle oil, add freshly chopped tarragon, a handful of red pepper flakes, and liberal shavings of fresh Parmesan Reggiano cheese.






To Buy or To Borrow ‘The Bitches’?
January 29th, 2010 | Comments

That is the question.

Once you actually read your copy of Bitches on a Budget, you’ll find out we’re wild fans of the library. There are few places on earth we feel at such peace as when we’re nestled into the big stacks (hey, wait, that doesn’t sound right…).

But if you can shell out a little for a new paperback (or have some gift cards from the holidays still to use), we’d love you to grab ours. Here’s why:

1. Well, let’s be frank: it helps us! The bitches need to eat.

2. More seriously, we genuinely believe you’ll refer to this book again and again! We want you to underline it, dog-ear its pages, drop it in the tub, read it to friends, make notes in the margins. This isn’t the kind of volume that’ll gather dust on your shelf or be wedged under the leg of that annoyingly rickety table. Nope. Keep it on the bedside table. Keep it next to the tub. Hey, one of our favorite fans says we’ve received the highest honor in her house–she keeps it in the powder room. Just keep it out of sight of friends—it’s the kind of book women are always stealing.  (Trust us—all our extra copies have mysteriously disappeared…)

3. Also, how cool is it to own a book knowing you can just email the author with questions? Our kick-ass Facebook community shows how desperate people are to live well on a budget… to reinvent themselves in a sane, green, affordable way. It rocks that we now have thousands of other bitches to share ideas with. By investing in the book you support this community!

If you’re in the market to buy, Amazon offers a good discount. We’ve been so popular Barnes and Noble has put us out on their tables in the front, although a few fans have written that not all the stores got the memo, so ask if you don’t see it. Also available at BordersIndie BoundPowells– to name a few.

Of course if your budget is really tight, we can’t fault you for getting it at the library! We’re huge fans of the library, after all—

However you get it, thanks for reading– and don’t forget to let us know what you think.






Picky Makes Perfect.
January 25th, 2010 | 2 Comments

The Daily Joe.

We’re addicted. Totally and completely. We cannot start a morning without our cup of coffee or we are, dare we say it? bitchy.  Yes. It’s true.  Steer clear. We vacillate between snarling and silent. Absolutely nothing is right unless we have our brew.  There is no peace (for anyone) until we’ve drunk that single perfect cup we make each morning.

Those of you who’ve read our book have figured out we’re pretty particular, ahem, (like unbelievably picky ) about what we eat and drink. No, not in that ‘is it good for you’  annoying way that people who are crazy calorie counters euphemistically look at food. No. Not us. More in the ‘is it delicious and yummy’ kind of picky, perfect way. And there is nothing we are more particular about than our morning cup of joe.

A single cup of great coffee is a total luxury and is one of those little treats that make life worth living. And, more to the point, a single cup of great coffee is an affordable luxury.

Making great coffee is a matter of both method and material.

This morning we’re going to share our favorite method. We’ll save for another day our tutorial on coffee beans.

In our book we recommend a French Press for ease of use for gals in a mad morning rush, but for our daily cup, where we linger and write, a single cup Melitta cone with a filter is our preference. The best bitch on a budget solution of all — costing as little as $5.99. This is a simple method requiring only freshly ground beans (it’s possible to use pre-ground beans, but they are never as good) water heated to just the boiling point and patience to slowly pour the water through allowing it to drip into the cup below.  Ah!  The perfect method for a perfect cup.

Enjoy!

(We’re equally passionate about our afternoon tea! We’ll share those tips, too)