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Hot Pink Polish!
April 14th, 2011 | 2 Comments

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As a general rule we don’t name names when idiots behave badly, so dignifying the Fox News story about a J. Crew ad with a comment crosses our normal boundaries.

But we can’t control ourself and just have to say something.

The story is that the creative director of J. Crew painted her son’s toenails a bright pink for an ad.  Fox picked this up and turned it into a story with “experts” framing a debate about gender identity. Keith Ablow took this on using words like ‘psychological sterilization’ and inferring that kids today are being encouraged to give up their gender identities. What? Hello! This is the most bogus trumped-up waste of air time we’ve seen in a long time.

Aren’t there better angles on the story — like neon pink polish doesn’t look good on anyone but a 5-year-old? Or, why can girls wear pants but if boys wear dresses it’s suddenly material for a book? Really, now.Think about it, a little over a century ago boys routinely wore dresses. Pink was considered a masculine color and blue a feminine color. So, who’s to say when someone is cross dressing? And, more to the point–who cares?

Doesn’t anyone read history anymore? No wonder everything is such a mess.

Fox may have started this, but every time we turn on the television there is another nail-biting story about pink polish. One would think serious news outlets have more important stories to feature than one that is trying to ignite a make-believe gender identity crisis.

As for the J. Crew ad, it’s fresh, it’s cute, it’s delightful. It’s only nail polish for goodness sake.

Jenna, you go girl!

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Every Kid Needs Chocolate Chip Cookies
June 28th, 2010 | Comments

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We’ve been wondering what triggers warm memories of feeling safe at home?

The sweetest of all our childhood memories is coming home from school to freshly made cakes, muffins and chocolate chip cookies.

Just this morning we read the results of a chocolate chip taste test done by one of our favorite food blogs- Serious Eats.

The winner? Chocolate chips from Trader Joe’s.  Yes, that delighted our little budget heart. We love TJ’s for so many things: nuts, dried fruits, organic Valencia peanut butter–now we’re adding chocolate chips to the list.

Share your favorite chocolate chip cookie recipe with us and we’ll send one lucky B’ a copy of Bitches on a Budget.

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Random Mama B Gripe
March 23rd, 2010 | 10 Comments

We wish to issue a complaint.

We’ve got nothing against Babies ‘R’ Us.  Yes, we’re a bit overwhelmed by the whole idea of a ‘baby superstore’—which makes you think you need waaaay more than you actually need. Don’t get us started on the whole baby bathtub racket. Or changing tables? Useless piece of furniture! Use a dressertop with a pad! (Click here to see our list of baby products to avoid.)

But we digress. Sometimes one needs supplies, and Babies ‘R’ Us can offer good deals. Our complaint? It’s with their parking lots. The spots closest to the door are posted with signs saying “Reserved for Expectant Mothers.”

Uh, hello? Pregnancy is not a disability. By and large, pregnant women can and should walk. We’ve never looked at being pregnant as being a handicap unless of course we are nine months in, weigh a zillion pounds, have ankles swollen larger than our thighs and are anatomically out of balance while standing on a screeching piece of public transit. Then, yes, all you able bodied people should stand up and give us your seats.

How about also reserving convenient spots for mothers with small children? Because, really now, who deserves this courtesy? Parents lugging infant carriers or squirmy toddlers through a busy parking lot, that’s who.

Can we get an ‘amen’?






Legos Are a Renewable Resource
March 10th, 2010 | Comments

Parents have cornucopias of junk. Rubbermaid boxes overloaded with gadgets and gizmos of all shape and size. Puzzles, books, animals, tops, drums, kazoos, blocks, teethers, jack-in-the-boxes, wing-dings, do-hickies, whatchamacallits. And yet everyone invests in these same objects again and again. All the Mama B’s on your street are buying the same toys. Why not organize a swap? A toy library?

The allure of a new plaything vanishes after a little while… give it a couple weeks, a month, and the glow of the new fades; soon that cherished Mister Potato Head is growing extra eyes in a corner. Share him! Make some other rugrat’s day—and save her mama big bucks. Later, when he’s returned to you, little Jenny gets the sweet pleasure of  re-acquaintance.

Invite trustworthy friends to join. Label objects. Rotate in and out monthly. Sanitize. It’s green, thrifty, and keeps life fresh. Sorry, Toys R Us—Smart B Us Mamas.