pets


Pet Presence
December 2nd, 2010 | Comments

If you have a pet and are anything like us, you’re madly in love. You know at the end of the day  no one is happier to see you, more in tune with your mood, more pleasing to hold. (Well almost no one.)

Chapter 10 or our book is called “Pamper the Bitch” and we wax enthusiastic about all the pleasure a pet brings, we also advise against getting carried away and buying pricy presents for your little pooch or kitty (or horse, iguana, ferret…).

Here’s a recipe for treats from Bitches on a Budget.

Mini-Treats

1 ½ cups liquid (water, chicken, or beef stock)

½ cup lukewarm water

6 cups whole wheat flour

1 egg

3 tbsp honey

½ cup peanut butter (optional)

Preheat oven to 350.

Proof yeast in ½ cup warm water.

Mix together 1 ½ cup liquid, 1 egg, honey, peanut butter if using, and yeast mixture. Stir in the dry ingredients.  If you have an electric mixer with a dough hook, stir until mixture is smooth and elastic. If not, flour a big board and turn the mixture onto it and knead by hand for five-eight minutes—again, until it is smooth and elastic.

Split dough in half and shape into balls. Roll them out to about ¼-inch thickness. This is where it gets fun. Buy outrageous cookie cutters in tiny sizes and fun shapes—cats, rats, people, and, if you must, bones (how boring). Place on ungreased cookie sheets and bake approximately 15-20 minutes on each side (depending on their size). They should be golden brown but, trust us, perfection is not prized. Unlike your mother-in-law, Maxie and her friends will not be critical.

For maximum crispness, leave them in the oven (shut off, of course) overnight.






Pamper the Bitch. No, Not You! Your Pet
July 29th, 2010 | Comments

In the final chapter of our book we come to your very favorite bitch—no, not you! Your dogPamper the Bitch reminds you that sweet yapping Maxie still deserves some special treatment (even when your bankbook is whimpering). But you’ve gotta be smart. No overpriced doggie clothes or mani-pedis. We give you tips on affordable feeding, medical treatment, travel, entertainment. And if there’s no pet in your life, we outline the most economical, ethical ways to acquire one.

Don’t worry– we’ve got stuff for feline-lovers, too. We’re bitches after all, and know you like to pamper little pussy, too.

Here’s a sample:

Have fun like a dog. (Can you keep your mind clean for just one minute?) In these tight times dogs are the perfect companions. They remind us what’s important. They teach us to appreciate FREE things: friendship, play, the natural world. They require absolutely nothing but company, good nutrition, and exercise. So enjoy having Maxie. Get humble. Let her teach you a new way of being– this is a valuable lesson any time at all, but especially in a rough economy. Find pleasures in the little things. You know, snuggling, stroking, black leather collars…

Bitches on a Budget is published by the New American Library division of Penguin Books. Ask for it at your local bookshop or  Amazon.






Perk up Your Spirits with Humpday Doggie Contest* 2.0
May 5th, 2010 | 2 Comments

OK, that sounds way dirtier than we intended… that’s wrong even to our ears.

What we mean is this: it’s Wednesday, that day of the week you might need your spirit perked up, and you’re a dog lover. And you’ve got the most stylish/adorable/talented/heroic dog in the world.

We want you to prove it.

Tell us your most amazing dog story. Got a dog who could perform an incredible trick? Who saved you from a fire? Found novel ways to communicate? Helped balance the checkbook? Or just does something really really, really cute? (Don’t they all?)

Write to us about your favorite bitches to win a copy of The Bitches. Post in Drop-a-Dime box or email us at info@bitchesonadbudget.com  by May 15th.

And be sure to read Chapter 10, “Pamper The Bitch,” in Bitches on a Budget. Tell us what you think of our doggie ideas!

*Oh, and make sure you send us your kitty stories.  Of course we love little puss.

This is our second pet contest and we’ve received the most to-die-for cute pet pix. So don’t forget to send yours in –even send us your video!