simple pleasures
Free Fun on a Budget: Tip #1 Be a Mooch
March 17th, 2011 | 1 Comment
Tags: simple pleasures, Travel & Entertainment
Looking for free fun on a budget? 
From the book Bitches on a Budget:
It’s almost the weekend and it’s time to visit the galleries.
No, you’re not buying, unless of course it’s your neighborhood artists’ association. One night a month most cities’ art galleries have openings—usually from five to eight p.m.—where they show fresh exhibits of the artists they represent. To lure you in they offer free wine and cheese. Most of the time the artist will be there to meet and greet their public. Sometimes, usually on a different night, the artist will give a lecture and open the floor to questions. If you see something you like, ask if there’s an upcoming talk; then go back to learn more.
Don’t feel bad about gobbling their cheese and chugging their jug wine. Galleries compute your consumption into the cost of doing business. (Besides, these guys are pimps, raking in 50 percent commission on each work they sell.) They like the buzz of big crowds, which creates energy and convinces insecure buyers with money that the artist is really popular, thus boosting sales. So do your part for art—drink up, sister.
Visiting galleries is an excellent way to train your eye and educate your art palate. Who knows, one day you may even be able to afford to buy pricey art again—when you do, you’ll have taught yourself about the market, watched what sells and what doesn’t, and developed a sophisticated eye.
If you find that looking at art gets you excited, spread your net wider. You may have to work harder to locate them, and travel farther afield, but find young artists in cheap gallery spaces, or haunt art-school shows and watch talent emerge.
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Girl Walk//All Day: Check it Out
February 2nd, 2011 | Comments
Tags: B's Give Back, Health & Fitness, simple pleasures, Travel & Entertainment
A while back, with great enthusiasm, we wrote about Kickstarter, a ‘platform’ for funding creative projects by people with passion, ingenuity, and creativity. From time to time, we contribute to a project or are just are so excited about an idea we can hardly wait for it to be completed.
We’re hard at work on our next book and are in the middle of a chapter on sports and exercise; our thesis is that physical activity should be joyful and fun. Imagine our pleasure at coming across this today. We want to share it with you.
Girl Walk//All Day
This is from the Kickstarter site:
What is Girl Walk // All Day? by Jacob Krupnick
“We’re making an epic, 71-minute dance music video set to All Day, the new album by mash-up musician Girl Talk (aka Gregg Gillis). The idea behind Girl Walk // All Day emerged from our desire to expand the boundaries around the idea of the traditional music video, which usually spans the length of a single track. This album-length piece will feature a talented group of dancers across a range of public and private spaces around New York City, turning the city’s sidewalks and obstacles into part of an evolving improvisational (more…)
The Earmuff Festival
December 8th, 2010 | 2 Comments
Tags: Shopping, simple pleasures, Travel & Entertainment
We just read about the Earmuff Festival in Farmington, Maine and are now obsessed with finding the perfect earmuffs. Apparently, a Mainiac named Chester Greenwood invented the earmuff in 1873 and the town comes out annually wearing earmuffs in his honor.
We think these from Juicy Couture are pretty cute (hint, hint).
We’ve eaten our way through blueberry festivals, toe tapped at Bluegrass festivals, listened at storytelling festivals, but we’ve never been to an earmuff festival. It’s gotten us to thinking– what more could a stylish bitch on a budget ask for than a day of frosty free fun in celebration of the earmuff and Chester Greenwood?
It’s on our calendar for next year.
Tickle your sweet tooth with contest #13: The Cupcake Swap
December 5th, 2010 | 5 Comments
Tags: Contests, Food & Spirits, simple pleasures

How many dozens of cookies can you bake and swap in a lifetime? Aren’t you getting sick of them?
It’s not that we’re contrary by nature (ok, maybe a little)– but we are easily bored and we will not bake another cookie in December. Not ever. Not for anyone. So, this holiday season we’re starting the first annual Cupcake Swap.
Instead of inviting family, friends and little ones over to bake cookies, invite them over to make and bake cute little hipster cupcakes. (Check out using mini-cupcake pans to get the maximum bang for your batter.)
In honor of the first Annual Cupcake Swap we want your recipes. The winner will have their recipe(s) featured and get their very own copy of Bitches on a Budget.
While we’re on the cupcake trail we’d love to hear about your favorite neighborhood cupcake maker and which of their confections tickles your sweet tooth.
Leave your entries (pix if you have them) in the comment section of this box or email them to us at info@bitchesonabudget.com.
Contest ends December 19.
Fishmonger Love
November 28th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: bargain, Beauty & Grooming, budget, Health & Fitness, healthy food, simple pleasures
We’re in love with our neighborhood fishmonger.
Yes, they still make fishmongers and since we’re in an anti-meat phase (for lots of reasons: hideous growing conditions, greenhouse gases, we’re grossed out eating flesh) which we don’t strictly adhere to (sometimes we give into temptation) we’re at the fish store a lot.
While our fish guy is the best purveyor for hundreds of miles around, and we do love his glistening, fresh, briny catch, the real reason we’re in love with him is because he noticed our new hair color. We’ve been parading around with a new mop shade for some time and he is one of the few people to take note and approve.

It got us to thinking about how such little things (like being recognized, noticed, complimented) can make someone’s day. All it costs is seeing something and saying something.
So in this overhyped season of forced good cheer and pricy gift giving (or should it be pricy good cheer and forced gift giving)–remember, even though you are a bitch it doesn’t mean you are bitchy, besides it doesn’t cost you anything to be NICE to someone else.
Try it. It’s sweet. It feels good.
Divorce Purchase and Pleasure
November 26th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: Health & Fitness, Shopping, simple pleasures

Instead of getting in line to buy a toaster oven at 4AM on this day after Thanksgiving, we slept in and had a leisurely breakfast. We’re getting ready to head over to our local museum for a peaceful stroll with our family and friends. It will be the perfect antidote to yesterday’s chaos! We talk a lot about the value and meaning derived from simple pleasures in our book Bitches on a Budget. Things like: a free concert, an afternoon at the library, a local theater production, a cup of tea by the fire, a rousing game of charades, a walk in the woods.
After all, we think this economic adjustment (we like that euphemism) has given all of us an opportunity to take stock of what really counts in life. (And it isn’t a new toaster.) So, on this frenzied holiday shopping day we want to remind you to enjoy the moment, live in the present, seek pleasure in the everyday and the simple things. Remember, pleasure and purchase are not always synonymous*.
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(*Unless we’re talking killer Clergerie over the knee boots that you find on sale.)
An out of this world view.
October 20th, 2010 | Comments
Tags: simple pleasures, Travel & Entertainment
Have you ever gone star gazing?
No, not the kind where you end up necking in the back seat of an open convertible (fun), or the kind where you’re hanging outside the stage door stalking your latest pop crush (pathetic). 
We’re talking about going to an observatory and peering through powerful telescopes at distant constellations. View Jupiter and it’s moons, Saturn and it’s rings, trace the Big and Little Dipper.
Check out your local science museum or college for an observatory near you.
Wicked awesome free fun.
Be smart. Stay in. Save cash. Make your own fun.
September 13th, 2010 | 1 Comment
Tags: bargains, Health & Fitness, simple pleasures
We’ve already talked about which products your partner steals from you—and which you should steal from them. Now we’re here with an updated list of products you should use together. Be smart. Stay in. Save cash. Make your own fun–
Step One: Get Groovin’. Swing by your local independent music store (these guys are suffering, folks) and buy some mellow jazz on an indie label (these guys have never not suffered). We’ve already turned you on to Bennie Maupin’s “Early Reflections”. Now we want to share with you our all-time-fave-forever-sexy-jazz-great, Chet Baker. Check out his music and if that doesn’t get you in the mood, nothing will. See Indie Jazz for other ideas. Press play and move onto–
STEP TWO: Get Dirty. Yes, we do mean dirty. You can spring for pricy love potions, but you’re paying for the sexy marketing. For half the price, we’re fans of Now, Almond Body Oil, found at any health food store. Then again, a truly frugal bitch will make her own massage oil with canola and essential oils (if you’ve got any good recipes, send ‘em our way). We trust you know what to do with the stuff. Follow with—
STEP THREE: Get clean. Hop in the shower. For a delicious splurge, you won’t regret Weleda’s, Birch Body Scrub, (ahem, leave the thrashing branches behind.) Or for half the price, opt for the oldie, but goodie, Neutrogena Sugar Scrub Body Exfoliator. Or be a real bitch on a budget and make your own: mix equal parts brown sugar and granulated white sugar, squirt in some of your almond oil, and add powdered cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger to your liking. A tasty treat –
Send us your home recipes!
Cheap fixes for those no-good, very bad days.
September 8th, 2010 | 1 Comment
Tags: bargains, Food & Spirits, perk me ups, Shopping, simple pleasures
We’ve been thinking about just what it is that can transform a sucko miserable day into something better. You know, the bus driver slammed the door in your face in the pouring rain; a defective lid caused coffee to drip all over your new Anne Fontaine white shirt; then, while you’re wet and coffee stained, your boss announces that the Excel spreadsheet you pulled the all-nighter working on had the wrong assumptions. What fixes such a terrible, horrible, no-good,very bad day?
For us it’s flowers. Yup. We’re simple bitches and a single red anemone makes everything seem brighter. (Ok, not everything, but for a minor-minute we’re happier.)

For our friend Janey it’s hunting for a new pair of bargain priced designer shoes. Lexie goes ga-ga for a manicure. Linda loves her chocolate ice cream.
We’re wondering what cheap fixes do you have for a no-good, very bad day?
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