Got a colicky baby?
If you’re not sure, you don’t.
Colic is mysterious, mind-numbing, bond-threatening, and short-lived. That said, it’s very, very hard to believe it’s short-lived when you’re in the midst of it.
Here’s what a new mama dealing with a squalling bundle of “joy” (and limited budget) needs to do:
*Be cheesy. Carry an index card in your pocket that says, in big letters: “THIS WILL PASS. REALLY.”
*Resist the urge to drug your child.
*Resist the urge to drug yourself.
*Wear these earplugs.
*Invest in a sling that replicates a womb-like experience. This one from Kangaroo Korner saved our sanity. An investment, but totally worth it. (Tip: save all packaging materials so you can re-sell on Craig’s List once your babe’s been transformed to a sweetly-cooing, toothlessly-grinning creature fit for a Gerber commercial.)
*Become a swaddle master. Burrito that fussy baby!
*Did we mention earplugs? Use them. Your blood pressure will thank you.
*Never, ever shake the baby.
*If you feel like crap, get support. Your community’s bound to offer free support groups and/or a hotline.
*Remember it’ll pass.
*Resist the urge to drug yourself—but don’t forget the power of an occasional martini.
* Finally, let yourself vent. We’ve been there ourselves, so spew your frustration to our inbox. Bitch, bitch.
I thought the previous comment said “I passed on the colicky baby,” which I would highly recommend. Opt for a non-colicky baby whenever possible. But if you get stuck, this is helpful advice!
I’ve passed on the colicky baby info to all my pregnant friends. Great advice!